what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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