Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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