my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I'm too high and old for this...
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
