Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
