Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize
