Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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