dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
People with herpes should wear stickers.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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