I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
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Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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