Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
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The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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