Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
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Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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