The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
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I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
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Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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