what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
The adults are the big ones right?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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