just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I think my moral compass just broke
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Randomize
