I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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