Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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