How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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