Duck Duck Cougar?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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