I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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