im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
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Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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