dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
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