I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
We need to rekindle our bromance
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i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
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So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
The air was thick with penises
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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