Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
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We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
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It's rum buckets o'clock
i think i just lost a toe
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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