It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
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If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
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