You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
two words...techno handjob
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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