I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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