glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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