i can't believe i had my finger in that
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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