Just mADE A PArabola og urine
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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