I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
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We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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