i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
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My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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