He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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