I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
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