Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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