Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
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I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Pants are for mortals
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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