Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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