Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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