So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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