dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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