I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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