Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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