I puked a lego.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
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You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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