I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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