Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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