I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
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Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
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Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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