Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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