if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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