You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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