areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
babies were throwing up all over the place
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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