get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
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Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I just got carded by a ten year old.
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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