I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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