I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
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She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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