what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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