Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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