Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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