i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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