normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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