I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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