Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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