BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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